
Here are a couple lovely CPSIA images, please supply your best captions. Some ideas are shown below the images.
Rick
Image no. 1:
a. Bottom's up, Congress!
b. What! I'm not supposed to eat my bike parts?
c. The Axles go best with a nice Merlot. . . .
Image no. 2:
a. Another clear case of Lead Poisoning. Call the CPSC!
b. Tell me again, why are you so sure this is lead poisoning?
c. But the CPSIA wasn’t designed to protect you against freezing to death.
b. Tell me again, why are you so sure this is lead poisoning?
c. But the CPSIA wasn’t designed to protect you against freezing to death.

